Nart, Bart
And a Flume Called Flame
A darkly comic fantasy series about strange heroes, dangerous journeys, and the chaos that follows them.
The Story Premise
Nart, Bart and a Flume Called Flame is a filthy, fast-moving fantasy comedy about two stubborn travellers, one dangerously curious fire hazard, and a crooked world where scams, cursed relics, unionised fairies, and civic disaster all seem to require the correct paperwork.
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Nart
A velvet topped brute armed with a spray bottle and strong opinions.
Bart
Technically a man. Short enough to make most doors feel personal.
Flame
A delighted little fire creature with no useful understanding of rules.
The Magical World
From floating spires to forgotten flumes, from taverns that sing to forests that hold their breath, Nart, Bart and Flame’s world is brimming with wonder.
Status
Coming Soon
The adventure begins soon. Magic is warming up. The paperwork is not helping.
Book One
First In The Series
Nart, Bart and a Flume Called Flame begins with magic, mayhem, bad decisions, and several flammable situations.
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Behind The Flame
Development notes, worldbuilding updates, character reveals, and release news as the series grows.
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Magic Burns. Bureaucracy Sends The Invoice.