A Fantasy Comedy Series

Nart, Bart

And a Flume Called Flame

A darkly comic fantasy series about strange heroes, dangerous journeys, and the chaos that follows them.

The Story Premise

Nart, Bart and a Flume Called Flame is a filthy, fast-moving fantasy comedy about two stubborn travellers, one dangerously curious fire hazard, and a crooked world where scams, cursed relics, unionised fairies, and civic disaster all seem to require the correct paperwork.

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Featured Characters

Nart portrait

Nart

A velvet topped brute armed with a spray bottle and strong opinions.

Bart portrait

Bart

Technically a man. Short enough to make most doors feel personal.

Flame portrait

Flame

A delighted little fire creature with no useful understanding of rules.

The Magical World

From floating spires to forgotten flumes, from taverns that sing to forests that hold their breath, Nart, Bart and Flame’s world is brimming with wonder.

Status

Coming Soon

The adventure begins soon. Magic is warming up. The paperwork is not helping.

Book One

First In The Series

Nart, Bart and a Flume Called Flame begins with magic, mayhem, bad decisions, and several flammable situations.

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Updates

Behind The Flame

Development notes, worldbuilding updates, character reveals, and release news as the series grows.

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Magic Burns. Bureaucracy Sends The Invoice.